Ah, self-made promotional videos, is there a branch of film that deserves to die a more horrific, painful death? Short answer: no. Short reasoning behind proposed violence: the video below for the Sony Ericsson Jalou.

Look at it… just look. Does the world get any more patronising? Are metaphors ever so brutally disgusting. Is the complete absence of anything, absolutely anything at all redeeming really possible.

There is, in fact, so little subtlety, so little depth to this thing, that there can actually only be one intended outcome, one hoped for response from the viewers of said video. The conversation would have gone something like this, in fact:

Slimy Sony Ericsson Suit: So, what we want, what we need the consumer out-take here to be, is, you know, success, fashion, style, you know, high fashion. We want our demographic to walk away from this thinking, ‘that’s it, I want to be that stylish, that’s how I envisage myself in a perfect world: as a successful model, with successful model friends (although they’re not quite as successful as me), living on a rollercoaster of beaches and bars.’ And we want them to realise that they can have this life, they can tap into is by purchasing the Sony Ericsson Jalou

Director: I like, make pictures. Picture films with the ladies with the nice parts. Pretty ladies with no clothes.

Suit: Quite, yes, well, we know your reputation. However for this film the ladies must be clothed. Not that much, mind, but with their, well, you know, parts – as it were – at least mostly – covered.

Director: Okay, yes please. I sign now where? And you tell judge I good man in next week trial?

Etc and so on and so forth. See? Do you see now?

Hopefully that cleared it all up. If you actually want to know anything about the phone (idiot!) then have a little gander at this Sony Ericsson Jalou review. It’s not as bad, to be fair, as the video suggests. But then, unless the phone actually commits hate crimes and massacres after you purchase it, it couldn’t really be quite as bad as the video suggests.

Sony Ericsson has always tried to give mesmerizing mobile phones to product users. Ever since the first look of this phone was been unveiled in August this year, every one is all excited about the release of the Sony Ericsson Jalou in the fourth quarter of this year in Britain. This phone is meant for the style –conscious who want that even their mobile phone should exude some personal style just like them.

There is also a special Dolce & Gabbana edition of Sony Ericsson Jalou for those who want their phone to look a bit ornate. This version has 24 carat gold plated buttons on it for an adorned mobile using experience. This clamshell shaped phone, has sharp contours rather than having curves on its buttons and corners. The buyers can look forward to getting a phone in striking matt and shine versions available in three riveting natural jewel shades of Deep Amethyst, aquamarine blue and Onyx black. This phone can accommodate itself inside the designer handbag of any femme fatale with its petite length of 73 mms and a low weight of 84 gms.

Now, although Sony Ericsson Jalou may have the delicate shape of diamond with a enticing natural jewel hues, this phone is not about looks only. This phone is rich in features too hosting a 3.2 megapixel camera with video recording with an RDS FM radio and geo tagging. Other significant features of this phone are Bluetooth and a complete availability of internet with Google and an email client. So, you have access to your emails all the time. This designer phone also possesses the special features of a media player and a walk mate, which helps you in keeping track of your steps while treading. The walk mate feature can perfectly complement any strenuous exercise programme.

Sony Ericsson Jalou Links:

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• Sony Ericsson Jalou on Virgin
• Sony Ericsson Jalou Pay As You Go

The newly announced Sony Ericsson Jalou is a handset best suited for style-conscious people as its sharp looks and features are making waves in the cell phone industry. Jalou is 73mm in length and weighing 84 grams only, can be easily slipped into the pockets and can also be carried in smallest of handbags as well. It has an angular appearance with prominent sharp edged corners, with no curves at all. Though its looks are amazingly striking but its features do not lag behind either.

Jalou supports a 3.2 megapixel camera with auto focus, which will enable you to click quality pictures. Another much talked about feature that the phone features id Walk Mate that keeps record of steps you have covered, with the help of which you can maintain yourself just like your trainers. Jalou features GSM/GPRS/EDGE 850/900/1800/1900 as well as UMTS/HSPA 900/1700/2100. With Sony Ericsson Sony Ericsson Jalou you can create your own style statement.

Besides, the popular brand Dolce & Gabbana has joined hands with Sony Ericsson and a special edition of the handset will also be launched which will probably be expensive. Having 24 carat gold plating on the buttons, the cell phone looks super cool. This edition also features the video clips as well as photos from the runaway show of Dolce & Gabbana’s Autumn/Winter 2010. Sony Ericsson Jalou as well as its special edition launched in association with Dolce & Gabbana is expected to hit the market in the fourth quarter of the year 2009 in rich natural colors such as Deep amethyst, Onyx black as well as aquamarine blue. You can buy the color which best reflects your personality and style.

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• Sony Ericsson Jalou Deals
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Sony Ericsson has been churning out exciting mobile phones lately and the last few months of the year will see its highly anticipated Jalou fashion phone hitting the markets. The Sony Ericsson Jalou will be marketed to compete with trendy fashion mobile phones,

The Jalou comes in a faceted clamshell form façade with a choice of three colors: Aquamarine Blue, Deep Amethyst, or Onyx Black.  Beneath its gorgeous facade is a quad band GSM/GPRS/EDGE and a triband UMTS with 3G and high speeds HSDPA support for truly fast speeds when browsing and downloading over the net.

The Sony Ericsson Jalou has support for social networking and Google apps, Exchange and a capable NetFront browser that supports YouTube.   There’s a 3.2 megapixel CyberShot camera with video light, geo-tagging and video recording. A WalkMan music player, stereo FM radio and Bluetooth with A2DP support gets is as standard feature as well.

Pioneering features

Apart from a nifty user interface that adapts to zodiac signs changes and special events in the year, you get two features considered firsts in the Sony Ericsson stable.  It 2.2” QVGA screens doubles as a compact mirror at a touch of a key and you have a WalkMate pedometer measures your steps when walking or jogging.

Dolce & Gabbana Dresses It Up

A limited edition Sony Ericsson Jalou will come dressed up fashion house Dolce & Gabbana to make it a fashion accessory that is sure to turn heads.  It gets a 24-Karat Gold trim around an elegant rose color body and will come packaged with special earphone and some exclusive D&G items.  Be prepared for its upscale price tag to go.

With new Sony Ericsson handsets running Android, Windows Mobile and Symbian, it looks like 2009 will be the turning point for Sony Ericsson’s new innovative image in the mobile phone market. Watch out for the Jalou hitting the market anytime soon.

Sony Ericsson Jalou Links:

• Sony Ericsson Jalou Contract
• Sony Ericsson Jalou Reviews
• Sony Ericsson Jalou on Virgin