Nokia 6700. Mother’s ruin

The Nokia 6700, almost – but not quite – annoyingly so, is one of those kind of people you go to a party with. This person’s been everywhere and done everything. Every interesting country visited. Cool celebrities met. Knows about wine as well as beer. Dresses snappily but not ostentatiously. One of those kinds, you know. Everyone comes over slowly, slyly, almost shamelessly, and introduces themselves. The 6700 is giving little away, talking coyly, almost – but not quite – affectedly about their achievements and experiences. So you can’t help yourself. You chip in, explaining how, amongst other things, the Nokia 6700 classic has on it the first ever instance of Nokia’s UNC. Oh, sorry, you say, than explain by that that you mean Uplink Noise Cancellation. That’s right, Uplink Noise cancellation, something that improves call quality by monitoring not one but two microphones, the first for the voice, the second for any surrounding environmental sound, then balancing the two to create the clearest possible call.

At that point the 6700 looks at you, a little embarassed, even though you know they’re proud of their UNC, and you feel a little ashamed, a little too eager. So you skulk away to the drinks table, muttering to yourself, finishing off that last bottle of gin until, maybe an hour later, maybe a little longer, you realise the 6700 has left with the very person you were telling about the Uplink Noice Cancellation.

The 6700 is that kind of phone, if you see what we mean. You don’t? Oh. Sorry. Then read this Nokia 6700 review. Or have a look at Nokia’s official page. Or scope out these Nokia 6700 deals. That might be a little clearer. Now where did we put that gin…